smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.

I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.

smoothie maker by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018

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smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

smoothie pipeline by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

Smoothie poser by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

Smoothie Slap by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010