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Slurbing 

reverse edging; a term that is used to beat at a optimal time (using the least amount of time to finish)
Bro, why are you still edging. We be Slurbing now.
Slurbing by King Slurb February 8, 2024

slurging 

ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out
lets go slurging
slurging by crippymonger March 13, 2024

Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima
Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat

Slurging 

When you squeeze your penis and balls until it swells and loses blood circulation.
I love Slurging every day for the misses

SLURKING 

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.
Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.
SLURKING by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Slurping Snickers 

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.
"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."