slam dunkin rubes

Taking a hit of a crack rock in an extreme manner.

"Hey Tony, did you see Shawn Kemp after his career was over? If you thought he could throw it down in the NBA you should see him slam dunkin rubes."

slam dunkin rubes by Shane and Tony of Club SinRock May 11, 2014

Ruben 

Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.

Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?

Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t

Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go

Ruben: okay fine

Ruben by I got the real urban boys October 28, 2019

Ruben 

A really good looking guy with very dark eyes. He's shy and doesn't talk that much, but when you get to know him, he can have the best personality ever. He's very funny and cute. If you ever meet a Ruben, don't waste your time. GO TALK TO HIM!!

Ruben is awesome and very athletic
Random girl: Ruben you're cute
Ruben: *smiles*

Ruben by IWASBORNIN2002 March 10, 2020

mark rubel 

The best damn educator alive. Some define Mark Rubel as the god of the audio world. He owns his own studio (pogo studio) based in Nashville TN. As well as being a kick ass audio engineer, he is also a registered weapon/ wizard. His cusinne of choice is anything that doesn't involve meat, as he is a vegetarian/ animal lover.

Man: I'm lucky to have a professor like Mark Rubel

mark rubel by Definitiiiiion September 18, 2018

RUBEN 

big ass dick

RUBEN's got a bigassdick

RUBEN by Rosa Mesta January 13, 2020

rubenesque 

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

rubenesque by daniel milw May 24, 2006

Rubelia

Beautiful, smart, nice, sexy, wonderful, attractive, sweet, funny, strong, interesting, enthralling, gorgeous, delicious, talented, jaw-dropping, head-spinning, heart-pounding, mesmerizing, hypnotizing, enjoyable, caressable, huggable, loveable, kissable, unforgettable, make-love-to-you-able, adorable, romanceable, WOW!, stare-able, I-sure-wish-I-could-be-with-you-able, very-sweet, very-hot, very-very-nice-ass, well-rounded, BT-licious and incomparable!

Rubelia conquered my heart in about half a second!

Rubelia by RubyLover June 20, 2011