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gathering orange blossoms 

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
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Ruttering 

When she fine as f**k, but you gotta steer clear of that temptation. Bc it’s Gods plan,
Damn bro she’s cute but Imma stop at kissing bc: Ruttering, is a lifestyle man🥱

Don’t get caught lackin…
Only get caught Ruttering.

It’s the way, brotha!
Ruttering by Def-not-Sarah September 7, 2022

shell gathering fuck 

a racial slur to islander americans that gather shells to make necklets for profit,usually hung around rear view mirrors and/or girls ankles also known as blood shells or dead crabs
Dam ur such a shell gathering fuck i dont want ur damm necklace

Carlos: calvert stop playing with those fuckin steel drums you coconut slurping shell gathering fuck

large gathering 

100 people or more
Landlord: “No large gatherings.”
Tenant: “okay so no more than 100 people, np

Sushi Gathering 

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”

gathering firewood 

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."
gathering firewood by Theropod March 10, 2004

Magic: The Gathering 

A game by nerds for nerds.
I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.