Masturbearding 

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.

Masturbearding by Masterbearding April 26, 2015

Masterbatrix 

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

Masterbatrix by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Masterburger 

After a night of sincere drunkenness when you need a burger and masturbation immediately. Especially when you ate so much burger you are too far into the food coma and must masturbate on your back.

(Slurring & talking about my ex boyfriend) “I have to get a masterburger rn, I’m horny and hungry as hell”

Masterburger by MothGF December 18, 2018

Mastermeemed 

A person who is a master at making meemes

Oh yeah he mastermeemed that

Mastermeemed by Jonnywolfgangster June 24, 2019

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

Masterbater by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbaterpiece 

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

Masterbaterpiece by soulglider July 21, 2023

masterbatriotism 

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

masterbatriotism by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023