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Pocket Trader 

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
These damn pocket traders are moving the market!
Pocket Trader by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Trace mcSorley 

Throw it on a dime
Like ya'll ain't even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number nine
Go travelin' down that Vandy
Flip to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the Natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite Quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that Blue and White
You know I do it for the glory
Baker won the Hеisman, next up Trace McSorley
Trace mcSorley by Tmcsorley October 2, 2020

Ball-Tracker 

A particularly useless person whose attempts to contribute in a group effort often hinders or doesn't contribute to the success of the group; ball-trackers fake work to get credit or to avoid of the consequences of doing nothing; originated as a pinball term when there are three people who all want to participate (one right flipper, one left, one ball-tracker who follows the ball with his finger)
"I'll be right flipper, James you're left, and Jacob, if you really wanna play you can be ball-tracker."
Ball-Tracker by gypsy disc March 23, 2016

toilet trader 

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
toilet trader by Pete October 6, 2004

People Trader

A political animal in corporate or financial world. Someone that gets rich, but not necessarily makes money for his or her employer. Usually someone that has an overwhelmingly technical disability compensated by his or her astonishing capability kissing some serious ass.
I can't believe Dave got that management spot, he can't add 2 and 2.

Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.
People Trader by CBALTHAZAR October 21, 2008