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Tactical dinner 

Making dinner plans with the parents in order to not have to cook yourself.

A tactical dinner operation usually goes like this:

1. Calling the parents wanting to "catch-up".
2. Having the dinner
(3) Bringing any left-overs home, making the operation even more successful, in the sense that you now have food for several days, saving both time and money.
Bro 1: What are you doing on friday?

Bro 2: I'm having a tactical dinner with my parents

Bro 1: Smart move, bro!
Tactical dinner by Spökmacka November 24, 2010
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Flirt Tactic 

Cleverly flirting with someone using lies or half truths simply to get someone of interests attention
Devin: Before I started going out with Janna she told me she loved camping and would love to go camping alone with me. I just found out yesterday that she has never gone camping in her life and would rather not do so at all.
Alex: haha, she used a flirt tactic on you
Flirt Tactic by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008
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tactical puke 

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.
I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!
tactical puke by lalaaa October 29, 2007
Tattiana is a name of a gorgeous girl with sparkly brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. An athletic, humble and savage personality. She is an amazing friend and a kind person to have around. She makes you feel special and super
'Tattiana is an amazing person.'
Tattiana by bughead23 May 12, 2019

tactilian 

A person that prefers tactile feedback.
Tactilians will always buy a cell phone with a keyboard.
tactilian by afroamerikem February 16, 2010

Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.
Tactical Dad by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019

tryptophan-tastic 

The feeling of absolute fullness and slight drunkenness after eating large amounts of turkey.
wow grandma, that meal was fuckin' tryptophan-tastic
tryptophan-tastic by Taco_Exchange December 27, 2007