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Slugstance 

I mashed that slug up and there was slugstance all over my hand!
Slugstance by Rick is immense June 16, 2008

snugglebum

In essence, a 'snugglebum' is a human heater. It is the guy/girl that you can cuddle with on a cold/rainy day without any sexual tension between you. It is when two people (who are madly in love) snuggle together all day instead of getting up and doing things that need to be done, (like chores, errands, homework, even socializing with friends, cleaning, etc). It can be used as a term of endearment as well and although this may seem to be emasculating, it is not. The boyfriend (or soon to be boyfriend) will usually want to go do something else and he may even get bored with this mundane task of cuddliness but if he loves his girlfriend enough he will lay down with her and be called a 'snugglebum'.
Michael: "It's raining out, what do you want to do?"
Amy: "I'm not sure, it's kinda cold..."
Michael: "Do you want to lie around cuddling all day?"
Amy: "Yup, let's watch a movie and snuggle!"
Michael: "fine....we'll be snugglebums"
snugglebum by babycakes <3 April 14, 2011

Snuggle Muffin 

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.

I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?
Snuggle Muffin by Uncle GiGi January 9, 2009

Holland Snuggie 

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.
Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".
Holland Snuggie by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009

Snuggle Muffin 

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.
I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?
Snuggle Muffin by Uncle GiGi January 8, 2009
Attention all cars: Be on the lookout for anyone in a snuggie. Consider extemely pervish.
Snuggie by Colin P C. November 10, 2009