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Scott perkins 

An illusive man ,lives in over 16 countries ,smooth as silk ,loves to wear the most shittest marks and Spencer black faux leather gloves ,could be described as a hit man. Enjoys wetgerspoons daily and enjoys an Iranian hooked once a while
Hey man is that Scott perkins ??..how do u know its him ??? ....its definitely him cos no other fucker would be seen dead with them shite leather look gloves
Scott perkins by the beesting December 20, 2022
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Tobias Perkins 

A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk
I got molested by a tobias perkins
Tobias Perkins by Gyatman October 19, 2023

James Perkins 

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.
“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”

Sye Perkins

Sye Perkins is a well known scamp and con artist from jayville on the pike. He is also the inventor of the “Circus Peanut” which can be bought at any Sye Perkins locations including, Sye Perkins Tent of Oddities, Sye Perkins Mediocre Circus, Sye Perkins Museum, or Sye Perkins Freak Show.
I do love Sye Perkins but his circus peanuts are the worst candy I’ve ever tasted!
Sye Perkins by anonymous September 6, 2025

Parkinson flip 

A recreational drug combination of a dopamine release agent (Meth, 3-FMA, 4-FMA) and a dopamine reuptake inhibitor (Cocaine, Amineptine, Alpha-PHP), these 2 compounds synergize and cause an extremely high amount of dopamine in the synaptic cleft which results in dopaminergic neurotoxicity, which is associated with Parkinsonism.
"This guy is gonna Parkinson flip Alpha-PCYP with 3-MMA."
Parkinson flip by Snansensoos January 3, 2022

perkiscizing 

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.
Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...
perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.
I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3
parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007