Harper 

she's super nice, funny, pretty, and popular. everyone likes her because she understand and will help you with anything!

Harper honey Ilysm bbg

Harper by Mackenzie.Ziegler July 18, 2017

Harper Christian 

The biggest dick in all of Switzerland. The true definition of an alpha male, he will steal your girl from right under you.

Damnnnn did you get that Harper Christian type dick last night? :O

Harper Christian by fdksjflkejrew February 26, 2021

Charlie Harper Lifestyle

Charlie Harper is a character played by Charlie Sheen in the television series Two and a Half Men. To say you are livin the Charlie Harper Lifestyle is like saying you're just cruisin' on life and get lots of tail as well.

Chase - "G Thom, what's happenin'?"
Garrett - "Not much C Fresh, just living the "Charlie Harper Lifestyle."
Chase - "They don't call you G Thom for nothin' playa."
Garrett - "ya dig."

Charlie Harper Lifestyle by G Thom January 14, 2010

Harpee 

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

Harpee by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

herpedurptologist 

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles

Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service

herpedurptologist by the retarded lizard guy October 21, 2011

Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017

harper shirt 

a form of tee-shirt like the tank top, but worn skin tight by gay men in Las Vegas

He shouldn't be allowed to wear a jizz stained harper shirt at the crap tables

harper shirt by Moosehands March 17, 2004