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Brown Hampton 

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop
Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton
Brown Hampton by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

East Hampton, Connecticut 

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town
awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut

South Hampton Butterfinger 

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.
After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.

skye hampton 

The most incredible woman you will ever lay your eyes on. If you are not fully prepared, you may be blown back when first looking at her, just by the sheer power her beautiful body produces. You better feel lucky if you know a Skye Hampton, she is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Dude 1: Whoa. Who is that goddess?
Dude 2: That's THE Skye Hampton
skye hampton by yaboiswagmasta March 23, 2017

east hampton sorbet 

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.
When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet

Balls Hampton

1. A stage named used by Eerk of Black Gunion Fame when he is out on the prowl for women with low self esteem and weight issues.

2. A Rich playboy alter ego used by Eerk of Eerk and Jerk Productions. (Black Gunion, Right Angle Records)
1.You: Hey are you Eerk?
Eerk: (looks around) I know you aint talkin to me, I'm Balls Hampton!!!

2.Sup Bitch?! Come fuck wit cha boi, Balls Hampton!
Balls Hampton by GGR August 9, 2007