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great bolshy yarblockoes 

huge silly testicles.

kudos to anthony burgess, though the direct quote came from the movie
"Yarbles. Great bolshy yarblockoes to you!" -Dim

Great Liberals

A nickname for the Great Lakes region of the United States when discussing politics. Although liberalism is often thought to be limited to the coasts, the citizens of the Great Lakes region ignore expectation and often vote Democrat. These liberals are often very supportive of unions and gun control, as they are major issues in the area. This area is also ahead of the curve on social issues, with several of the states already having legalized gay marriage and marijuana (medical or decriminalization). Member states of the Great Liberals are Illinois (capital), Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and Iowa (adopted from the Plains). This region is home to President Barack Obama.
CNN Correspondent 1: "Of course the Democrat vote will be limited to the coasts as always."
CNN Correspondent 2: "You're forgetting the Great Liberals, which could make all the difference!"
Great Liberals by Subway142 May 24, 2013

Great Valley High School 

Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.

Great Mountain 

Large, ominous mountain surrounded by many rivers.
Person 1: "In the shadow of Great Mountain, I feel the emptiness of my own soul."

Person 2: "You are a fool."

Person 1: "I never should have committed that murder."
A mythological creature with the body of a lion and the head of a lion - though not the same lion. Invented by Woody Allen.
I wonder if the Great Roe would have been defined sooner if JK Rowling had invented it.
Great Roe by NOT Woody Allen January 5, 2010

great british bake off 

a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.
great british bake off-

mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.

but ...

good texture.