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Albert Einstein 

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect
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Albert Einstein by laser_fox March 9, 2021
When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.
I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
einstein by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009

albert einstein 

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.
albert einstein by TheeImran November 4, 2006

Albert Einstein 

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein
I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein by da' witz November 19, 2011

Albert Einstein 

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)
Einstein = Tech N9ne
Einstein by Thug of Darkness January 5, 2008