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Moral compass 

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.
If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

kanye compass 

something you obtain after meeting all kanye's.
person 1 : i got the kanye compass
person 2 : cool
kanye : kanye
person 2 : omg its kanye

Jeep Compass 

A true Jeep that has potential. The first generation was the best although ugly until the facelift in 2011. Many people hate Compasses due to their size, but the original WW2 Jeep was even smaller.
“Dude, look at the stupid fake Jeep called a compass. What a loser”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade

Nautical compass tattoo 

A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.
Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.
Nautical compass tattoo by Nardwik November 19, 2023

pussy compass 

A woman who makes major decisions, usually bad ones, thinking with her pussy (equivalent to a man who thinks with his dick)
Sarah's pussy compass is always leading her back to her ex
pussy compass by Runandroll November 22, 2024

Bologna compass 

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.
Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.
Bologna compass by Nakeytime May 25, 2025