Penny Clanker 

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.

Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?

Penny Clanker by Herping Derp April 14, 2014

Clankerdorf

Micker aka Mick aka McPoo

"Shut up micker you Clankerdorf"

Clankerdorf by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

Cranked That Murloc 

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

Cranked That Murloc by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008

canked 

An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.

Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?

canked by jdiggy July 26, 2006

clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.

Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.

clanker by Dan October 5, 2004

Clanker

- A girl who is fine, but is under the age of consent, that could result in you being put in jail.

I saw a lot of clankers at the mall on Saturday.

"Be careful dude, that girl your dating is a clanker..." "You know it!"

Clanker by BeanDeth May 30, 2008

Clarked 

Getting intimate as fuck. Nothing stops you, you'll fuck them in front of everyone if you have to

Maya: GET A ROOM!
Rachel: They are too clarked!! they wont move for shit!
Taymar: HORNY BITCHES!

Clarked by chiccalovee August 6, 2011