Baja Blasted 

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

Baja Blasted by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Dome Blasted 

1.the act of forcefully taking hold of a partner's dome (skull) whilst vigorously thrusting your cock into any and all facial orifices until ejaculation has commenced.
2.a variation of skull fuck

"I walked into my house after four years of deployment only to see my wife being dome blasted by my brother-in-law."

Dome Blasted by Wendy's Baconator May 20, 2020

Bazinga Blasted 

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

Bazinga Blasted by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand

Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand

Booty blasted by Lyndoor June 7, 2022

Get Blasted 

Get F***ed Up.
Get hit or smoked in the face.

Parents: Can you clean your room?
You: Uhh, Get Blasted!
(Seriously, try it. It works.)

Get Blasted by J.M. 510 August 28, 2005

Cuck Blasted

To be ridiculed or talked down to by the common cuck

Bills comment ended up getting me cuck blasted by all the neardby cucks.

Cuck Blasted by ImACuckLord April 11, 2017

cum blasted lobster loads 

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

cum blasted lobster loads by Slappdat January 7, 2018