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Binky the wonder dog

Binky is an amaginary dog created out of utter boredom in 1992 at Vitos III in Toledo, Oh.- He is half Chihuahua, half Malamute, half Weimariner- He's a whole 'lotta dog.- He also has a hare lip, with the resultant "mark, mark" heard when he wants attention. His presence at Vitos nearly caused the co-owner to go insane, and nearly got her a food safety violation- his water and food dish were in the back room.
He still can be found every once in a while, usually in the vicinity of Matt M. at Vito's I
"Hey man, you just stepped on Binky the wonder dog!"
"What?, where is he?"
"Mark, Mark, Mark"
"Oh, there he is. I'm sorry Binky."
"Grr...Marrrrk"
"Would you idiots get back to work!"
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Binky Monster 

A artist, business or company that appropriates (usually indigenous) cultures and then silences critique, particularly by deleting comments on social media. From the term monster and binky meaning a pacifier or silencer.
That clothing company is such a binky monster with their teepee tshirts. I commented on their face book that it was uncool and they just delete comments.
Binky Monster by Dokinchan September 24, 2016

binky-shoot 

Used as an expression of anger, happiness, admiration, desire, disappointment, hopelessness, disbelief, boredom, rage, or ambition.
WOW Niki im in complete binky-shoot
binky-shoot by ManniManni May 13, 2005

Binky Cheese 

A Fungus or something horrible smelling aroung your penis.

Binky boy 

A binky boy is a boy/man who’s penis is so small, it resembles a pacifier.
“Omg Emily, tyler is a binky boy! But you can call my a baby cuz I be suckin all night long”.
Binky boy by Binky boy56643679 April 1, 2022

binky donkey

A person who does incredibly ridiculous, out of control things that are justified by the very nature of said person.
Did you hear Mark hooked up with that tutor? Yeah, and he almost banged two fat girls 'cause his friends offered him 80 dollars to bang one but wouldn't do it unless her friend came too. Yeah, he's a binky donkey.
binky donkey by Mark David April 25, 2008

binky stunt cat 

a terrible monster like demon that resides over recoil dealing out death and destruction.

likes whiskers meaty bites.
god dammit binky's gone into the whiskers again
binky stunt cat by Anonymous August 8, 2003