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traffic buddies 

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.
No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.
traffic buddies by branden January 5, 2006

BS Buddies 

Obviously means Bullshit Buddy, or a friend who is not a good friend but a moocher who forget you exist until they see something that they want from you.
Todd: Hold on man my phone's ringing
Jason: Who is it?
Todd: oh it just one of my BS buddies
Jason: Who?
Todd: Christan, i wonder what he wants now haven't talked to him in weeks, he's not gettin my stuff, damn moocher.
BS Buddies by Bry Bry04 June 5, 2010

Poo Buddies 

Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".

Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.

Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!

Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!

Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!

blazing buddies 

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.
Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.
blazing buddies by Tactics November 17, 2007

Hole Buddies 

Two guys who have had sex with the same girl at the same or different times.

The male version of pole buddies.
Steve, did you have sex with Stephanie? Because so did Mike, that make your hole buddies.
Hole Buddies by no, this guy February 6, 2013

sext buddies 

Like fuck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via sexual texts or emails. In fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).
When Sally met Harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he'd ask her out on a date. They texted back and forth a few times, but Harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular sext buddies instead.
sext buddies by mythumps March 6, 2014