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Kurt Busch

Complete douchebag, NASCAR driver for the #2 Miller Lite Dodge for lame ass Penske Racing, no racing talent whatsoever. He acts all nice on camera but in person he's a total cocksucker. This guy is a big fake.

kyle busch 

1. a douche bag
2. NASCAR driver
Kyle Busch just wrecked everybody in the race. What a douche!
kyle busch by Alli1998 July 6, 2008

pulling a busch gardens

The act of piling more people than is legal (or comfortable) into a car in order to transport said people to a certain destination. It originated with the transport of 7 passengers in a 6-passenger minivan to Busch Gardens. This is most common in minivans with 2 seats in the middle row and 3 seats in the back. One person has to sit in between the seats in the middle row. Resourceful passengers in the past have found ways to get comfortable and even fall asleep while sitting on "The Floor" and this seat is switched out every time the vehicle stops. Whoever sits on "The Floor" is entirely responisble for being aware of whenever police cars are nearby so that they can duck and the others can cover them up.
Everyone in the back has to sit on "The Floor" at some point but whoever has shotgun never has to sit on "The Floor" so that's the best spot to be.
Person 1: How are all of us getting to (insert location here) in your 4-passenger car?
Person 2: It's okay, we're pulling a Busch Gardens.
Person 1: Oh. Sweet.
pulling a busch gardens by PLAH January 5, 2006

Kurt Busch

A cocky little punk ass who won one championship in 2004, but was kicked out of his 97 Rousch Racing car in 2005 because of drunk driving. Got his ass whipped by Jimmy Spencer in the 2003 race at Michigan. (Spencer punched him repeatedly in the nose and bloodified it) In the 2007 Dover race he nearly ran over Tony Stewart's Pit Crew member. Nascar sucked up to the little queer and only fined him $100,000 and 100 driver points. (the same fine Dale Earnhardt Jr. Received for a spoiler violation in addition to having his crew cheif suspended for 6 races. This goes to show that having a mistake on the car is as bad as nearly running over somone.
Kurt Busch by Jr Fan425 July 8, 2007

Samantha Busch 

Someone who wears bright red lipstick, marries for money and always dresses to impress
Look at Samantha Busch over there, you know she didn’t marry kyle for his looks

dick busch 

Someonewho acts like a real dick after he's consumed a few brews (such as Busch beer).
PETER: Hey Bobby, let's bring Michael to the bar with us tonight!

BOBBY: No way, man, he's a total dick busch brutha.

PETER: Yeah, it'll be hilarious! I mean, if he gets in trouble, we don't have to PHYSICALLY intervene, we'll just slip into the background and call 911.

BOBBY: QL!
dick busch by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006