Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That
son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The
juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "
SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do
something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
