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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
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Blue Blumpkin 

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.
Blue Blumpkin by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

Pumpkin blumpkin 

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

Country Blumpkin 

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
Country Blumpkin by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
reverse blumpkin by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019

Emerald Blumpkin 

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin