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axis of evil 

Any single or group of people in any given region at any given time who disagrees with anything the current administration says or does. This notion can change from time to time since the current president is so prone to giving contradicting reports and using incorrect words to convey his meaning. See 'shitlist'.
All naysayers of Bush who live on I Street are a part of the axis of evil. In fact, anything that anyone says about me thats bad is part of my axis of evil.
axis of evil by Madamasselle July 15, 2003
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Resident Evil Maid 

In the original Resident Evil Video Game on Playstation, released by Capcom in 1996, the game was so complex and there were so many enemies that the programmers were forced to remove the bodies of the killed enemies as soon as the player opened or closed a door, went up stairs, or somehow entered another scene; causing the old scene to revert to it's original condition and the enemies to re-populate.

The term "Resident Evil Maid" was something my friend and I, and obviously others, came to call this new style of gameplay. previously, the graphics were not as complex, the games took nowhere near that time to complete, and there were no 'transitions' between entering or exiting a room.

The Resident Evil Maid is so fast, that leaving a room and immediately re-entering is will remove the dead enemies in under one second.

The game was so groundbreaking that at the time more development went into this particular game than the console designers had expected. This is often referred to as the first game of its kind, and as such minor sacrifices although necessary, were very, very silly.
Dude! That Resident Evil Maid is so fast i wish she'd clean the dead zombies out of my room!

Yeah but where the fuck does she put all the bodies?

Aftab Pure Evil 

An Indian politician in Cincinnati with a hot ass wife
Man I want to tap Aftab pure evil's wife so bad dude
Aftab Pure Evil by D Flawless November 19, 2021

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome 

A condition a person acquires when he/she has had several terrible past relationships that have left them with severe emotional baggage. Because of this, any person that enters into a relationship with a person afflicted with SEES in the future must work through, or "fight", each issue caused by each ex before the two of them can be in a healthy partnership.

There do not necessarily have to be seven exes for SEES to apply. This condition could appear with as few as one ex, if the ex was especially terrible.

Based on the circumstances in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"
My boyfriend's been cheated on so many times that he has a hard time trusting anyone. I think those bitches he was with before gave him Seven Evil Exes Syndrome...

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns 

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

axis of evil 

Coined by Mr. George W. Bush, a term used to describe whatever poses a threat to the peace of the nation, or in other words what is simply put, "un-American." Until recently, this trio was composed of just Iran, Iraq, and North Korea, however cheeseburgers and french fries have been added as they pose a health risk to the people of this nation.

The Axis of Evil is certainly a strong and tempting term indeed, as it capitulates the imaginations of all Americans young and old, and also because France surrendered as soon as it heard the term in usage.
"The Axis of Evil--Iran, Iraq, and North Korea, all of whom pose an open terrorist threat to the security of this nation."

"Due to recent surges in obesity, cheeseburgers and supersize McFries have also been added to the so-called Axis of Evil"
axis of evil by Cal Chase September 3, 2004

Blaxis of Evil 

Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Avoid the Blaxis of Evil at all costs, and don't be brainwashed by them if you're black.