Mocos

Boogers or snot.
Not to be confused with 'Mecos' which is Mexican Spanish vernacular for semen.

"Eew! Don't eat your mocos, cochino!"

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

charger

See shitslap

by Madamasselle March 01, 2003

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003

Bushonics

A neologistic vernacular form of American English as it is spoken from the present President of the United States. This can possibly be attributed to a history of rampant and unchecked alcohol and substance abused (marijuana, cocaine) or being dropped on his head at a young age. If American english was spoken in patois this would be it.
See Bushisms,Bush-speak,Bush-talk,Bush-babble.

Misunderestimate, Interpercepted, axis of evil,revisionist historians, suiciders.

by Madamasselle July 15, 2003

dumbass

1. Individuals not properly educated or familiar with the various and correct uses of words like your and you're or their, there, and they're
2. Often a person or people who define another person or group of people as stupid, either in print or speech, and simultaneously misuse or misspell various words in their descriptions.
3. George W. Bush

1. Your pretty ugly (correct usage would be, You're pretty ugly)

2. Thim dumassses is dumbb to pepoles like us god-perceiving. (I need not comment on the ineptitude of a state like this).

3. 'Dubya' speaks for himself.

by Madamasselle March 09, 2004

wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 01, 2003

Mecos

Mexican-Spanish slang for semen.

Clean up your mecos, Jose, you left some on the seat again. Damn you.

by Madamasselle March 13, 2004