Madamasselle's definitions

wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

charger

See shitslap

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Snowball

the act of spitting semen into another's mouth, usually the ejaculators mouth.

"Ok baby, after I blow in your mouth I want you to snowball me,k?"

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

mug

Referring to one or someone else's face

"That g has got an ugly mug."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

axis of evil

Any single or group of people in any given region at any given time who disagrees with anything the current administration says or does. This notion can change from time to time since the current president is so prone to giving contradicting reports and using incorrect words to convey his meaning. See 'shitlist'.

All naysayers of Bush who live on I Street are a part of the axis of evil. In fact, anything that anyone says about me thats bad is part of my axis of evil.

by Madamasselle July 15, 2003

Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators

My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003