Tonedingo 

Great Trinidad and Tobagan warrior known to leave the ladies breathless due to the magic stick in which he beholds, usally no taller than 5' 8" and of athletic build.

Guttahgirl: "Girl i ran into Tonedingo last night.... i still can breath right, its like that niguah took me to the top of the himalayas n left me there!, That-little-niglit-tore-my-black-ass-UP!!!"

Girlfriend: "Well i heard he was a playa from the himalayas.... Whens my turn?!" :(

Tonedingo by Mr Dingo May 29, 2010

Toned 

Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.

Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.

1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.

2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.

Toned by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

Tonned 

(Tonn-d, not tund)

Anything that's awesome and made even more awesome by the fact you're high.

Etymology-

Mis-hearing of the word 'sound'.

Dude 1: Dude that fire is totally tonned.

Dude 2: Dude, are you high on drugs?

Tonned by WhyTheFaceWhyTheFaceWhyTheFace May 25, 2011

Toned God 

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

Toned God by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

split toofed HO 

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

split toofed HO by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

TONED 

every drug known to man, laced and smoked So you get so drugged up you die!

My buddy and I were walking down the street when a drug dealer came up to us and sold us some TONED, my buddy decided to smoke it and he died and i ran away.

TONED by LD and AD Hawk June 15, 2010

Tooted up 

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

Tooted up by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021