Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 21, 2010

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

stained

It's Staind not Stained.

Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.

by Sta as in Staples December 7, 2006

stained

An insignificant mainstream rock group who tried Intellectual rock but failed miserably.

Unfortunately they also attempted a cover of Tool's song "sober" who's main effect was to make everyone wish they werent.

"stained tried to leg hump Tool but failed to gain an erection quick enough"

by Frank November 2, 2003

Shit Stained Vagina.

Yes. I made this phrase up.

"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.

by The OGBG 2007 March 10, 2008

stained

when a girl is on her period but she didnt know and when she found out she could have stains if you know what i mean..

"omg susy i think im stained. and these are my favorite jeans too!"

by reel em big March 27, 2008