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Rufflepuff 

A space cadet beyond belief. Knows only random information but nothing important, has to be told things at least 18 times. Useless. Does not know when being insulted.
"Damnit rufflepuff... hurry up."
Rufflepuff by mikerufflepuff March 18, 2010

rofflemayo 

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"
rofflemayo by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003

Henry Rufflefield 

Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.
"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
Penis Ruffle by krazychichi August 8, 2009

chowder riffle 

I have a big chowder riffle.
chowder riffle by GAGT2 June 22, 2010

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)
Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*