Happy pappy

A term used to describe a male senior citizen receiving fellatio to the extent of climax

Every time I go to visit Grandpa he doesn't let me leave without making him a happy Pappy

Happy pappy by FavFreak4u October 6, 2022

happy the pappy 

A state of euphoric happiness without any self criticism about oneself, raising their popularity and social status by putting others down by offending or disrespecting them.

This behavior is usually seen with arrogant and ignorant show-off, constantly seeking for acknowledgment of their superiority in beauty, knowledge, earnings, sports etc., expecting total obedience and sacrifice from others to take second place.

1. He took all the credit for what the team achieved. He's totally happy the pappy with himself.
2. Look at her gloating, she's so happy the pappy about her beauty.
3. I can nearly hear that arrogant ass say "Look at me, look at me, I'm the best". Totally happy the pappy.
4. He's totally happy the pappy, driving his dads car. damn show-off.
5. He thinks he knows it all and do not try to tell him otherwise. Happy the pappy about it too.

happy the pappy by Dirk Draken July 19, 2007

Brake-happy Pappy 

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

Brake-happy Pappy by heartley99 May 15, 2010

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

poop dick pappy by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

poop deck pappy 

you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.

She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.

poop deck pappy by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

Your pappy floppy 

One step below your granny granny

Jim:Your mom gay

Joe:your dad lesbian

Jim:your pappy floppy

Your pappy floppy by Thievingrex March 12, 2018

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

Slappy Pappy by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008