gastro-opticalendectomy 

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.

The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.

gastro-opticalendectomy by electrician January 31, 2010

OpTiMaTeZ 

OpTiMaTeZ - Latin for Great Lord
Also the fitting AIM screen name of an awsome guy that owns at just about everything possible

OpTiMaTeZ owns BlackStapler

OpTiMaTeZ by OpTiMaTeZ April 14, 2005

optical delusion 

An occasion when someone trys to twist something that is clearly normal into something that either causes excitement, offends someone, or helps prover their point.

Q- Yo man, have you seen my ticked out '77 Honda Accord?
A- Nah man, that just one of your optical delusions.

optical delusion by djyr2003 February 16, 2010

optical-fertilization 

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

optical-fertilization by mike hunt December 1, 2003

OptimalAmino 

an incredible essential amino acid supplement (EAA) saving people 50% over competing brands.

it is a contraction of the words "Optimal" and "Amino".

OptimalAmino is a registered trademark in the United States, Reg. No. 6,417,242, Optimal Labs, LLC.

"I have given up protein shakes for OptimalAmino and I feel and look better than ever before!"
John: "I hate the bloating from whey protein shakes but I struggle to get enough protein in my diet. What should I use?"
Jill: "OptimalAmino."

OptimalAmino by OA_4_Life July 13, 2021

optimalogist 

A doctor who keeps yer eyes in da best of health.

My optimalogist put me on a raw-carrots-with-every-meal diet.

optimalogist by QuacksO April 2, 2024

optical intrusion 

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

optical intrusion by Phill Latio July 6, 2008