ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

ass monkey by daedalus October 3, 2003

arshmonkey 

one who has the competency of the butt of a monkey

The superintendent of Anne Arundel County Public Schools is a arshmonkey.

arshmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003

assmonger 

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

assmonger by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

Assmonkeysam

A Total well versed veteran. He Loves sucking cock and tossing salad.

Assmonkeysam, quit tossin that salad!

Assmonkeysam by Justin February 16, 2005

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

ass monkey by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

assponey 

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

assponey by jordan May 2, 2004

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

ass monkey by bread infection December 28, 2005