Employee

A slave with a paycheck.
I am an employee of my boss.
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
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Universe

Everything that exists, according to some theories. However, other theories hold there to be multiple Universes, and some even hold that a omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognizant, and basically omni(insert suffix here) being called (variously) Jehovah, Yehaweh, Allah, etc., but usually called by the name of 'God' created the Universe(s).

A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'
The Universe originated in the Big Bang, according to one theory.
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
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government

An unfortunately necessary evil designed to solve prisoner's dilemma-type problems. The various systems of government include:
Monarchy
Democracy
Republic (called a Representative Democracy in America)
Dictatorship
Communism
Socialism
Anarchy (Note: technically lack of government)

And various mixes of all the above.
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
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dele

dele spaffs @ i19 with betting slips and climaxed... what an asshat.
by daedalus April 18, 2004
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ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches
Him a ass monkey when it come to women.
by daedalus October 03, 2003
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camper

A term given to those in an online multiplayer game (usually FPS) who will place themselves in a strategic position and wait for an extended period of time until a target enters his field of view. The position usually allows one to surprise the target and allows the "camper" to eliminate him with ease. There are variants of this such as camping an item to repeatedly gain its benefits and defending a critical location.

Camping is a perfectly legitimate strategy, but is criticized by a majority of the online community, usually because players get frustrated by being killed in such a fashion, it slows the game down and is considered an unskilful art. Idiots always resort to insulting a camper, who will most likely have a higher score than them. Incompetent admins sometimes kick them and the camper society becomes one of ridicule and resentment.

It isn’t illegal to position yourself in such a way that you have an advantage, that’s smart thinking and its part of the game. Some people need to grow some balls.
*Random moron runs around like a retard and subsequently becomes a campers prey. Camper makes a kill*

Random moron: OMG LAME FAG U SUXXORZ ONLY N00BS CAMP GETS SUM SKILLZ!!!!!11!!11!1111

I expect the definition to be voted down, but those of intelligence know who is right.
by Daedalus July 28, 2004
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lessthan3

The newly created online lan-going community from the creators of CrouchJump.

Was created to eject all the retards and to cleanse our names, but that didn't work so we no longer give a shit and do what the fuck we want.

daedalus owns you and loves helm
rich is a scripting cunt
dc is a rich rapping bitch
dele is the ghetto pimp
spraycan is daedalus' eternal love

Everyone else are worthless and we ask them to end themselves at every chance.

LessThan3 also makes the <3 symbol.
"Oh my fucking god LessThan3 are at this lan, run like fuck..."

"Oh LessThan3, yeah so much better than us"

"For fuck sake, Rich and daeds from LessThan3 just glined wildcard on our IRC network"
by daedalus September 15, 2004
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