daedalus's definitions
1. Members of the species homo sapiens.
2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.
Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.
Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.
Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.
Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
Get the humansmug. Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.
The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
Get the taxesmug. Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.
Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.
Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.
by Daedalus July 28, 2004
Get the Godmug. The newly created online lan-going community from the creators of CrouchJump.
Was created to eject all the retards and to cleanse our names, but that didn't work so we no longer give a shit and do what the fuck we want.
daedalus owns you and loves helm
rich is a scripting cunt
dc is a rich rapping bitch
dele is the ghetto pimp
spraycan is daedalus' eternal love
Everyone else are worthless and we ask them to end themselves at every chance.
LessThan3 also makes the <3 symbol.
Was created to eject all the retards and to cleanse our names, but that didn't work so we no longer give a shit and do what the fuck we want.
daedalus owns you and loves helm
rich is a scripting cunt
dc is a rich rapping bitch
dele is the ghetto pimp
spraycan is daedalus' eternal love
Everyone else are worthless and we ask them to end themselves at every chance.
LessThan3 also makes the <3 symbol.
"Oh my fucking god LessThan3 are at this lan, run like fuck..."
"Oh LessThan3, yeah so much better than us"
"For fuck sake, Rich and daeds from LessThan3 just glined wildcard on our IRC network"
"Oh LessThan3, yeah so much better than us"
"For fuck sake, Rich and daeds from LessThan3 just glined wildcard on our IRC network"
by daedalus September 15, 2004
Get the lessthan3mug. Everything that exists, according to some theories. However, other theories hold there to be multiple Universes, and some even hold that a omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognizant, and basically omni(insert suffix here) being called (variously) Jehovah, Yehaweh, Allah, etc., but usually called by the name of 'God' created the Universe(s).
A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'
A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
Get the Universemug. A wave (or particle) that makes up electromagnetic radiation, or 'light.' This particle is also the quantization of the electromagnetic force. A vibrating electron will release a photon.
Scientists are still not sure whether photons are particles or waves. In reality, they have characteristics of both, leading some to suggest that they are particles which ride on an electromagnetic wave like surfers. One wonders what would happen if they fell off their hypothetical surfboards.
"Photon" is also used in The Hitchhiker Trilogy as a curse word, as in "What the photon is it, Ford?"
Scientists are still not sure whether photons are particles or waves. In reality, they have characteristics of both, leading some to suggest that they are particles which ride on an electromagnetic wave like surfers. One wonders what would happen if they fell off their hypothetical surfboards.
"Photon" is also used in The Hitchhiker Trilogy as a curse word, as in "What the photon is it, Ford?"
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
Get the Photonmug. 1. The username of a certain member of the www.giveupalready.com forums.
2. The person using aforesaid username. Well-known as a spammer and formerly banned, he has declared himself a prophet of T and heads the group known as the Zzimadicious. He is also a surprisingly insightful person outside of the Spam forum.
2. The person using aforesaid username. Well-known as a spammer and formerly banned, he has declared himself a prophet of T and heads the group known as the Zzimadicious. He is also a surprisingly insightful person outside of the Spam forum.
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
Get the LT3mug.