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Dutch Apple Pie 

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!
Dutch Apple Pie by zak allen January 2, 2010

Minnesota Apple Pie 

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

McDonald’s apple pie 

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

Grandma's apple pie 

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.
Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie
Grandma's apple pie by anonymous January 6, 2004

Georgian apple pie 

When your eating someone’s ass then someone else comes in and pukes in that persons ass. That person then shits the vomit back onto you.
Bro Sara Johnson and I hit that Georgian apple pie last night.

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.