hot apple pie

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

hot apple pie by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

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Dutch Apple Pie

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!

Dutch Apple Pie by zak allen January 2, 2010

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Minnesota Apple Pie

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

Minnesota Apple Pie by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

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McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

McDonald’s apple pie by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021