2 definitions by Autismo the retardo

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020
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When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020
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