Twitter 

A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.

A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!

A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!

A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!

A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!

A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!

A person who has a life: ........

Twitter by General Radec August 10, 2009

Twitter 

A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com

"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."

Twitter by Katy May February 12, 2009

twitter 

An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

twitter by Nalmatic December 3, 2009

twitter 

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

twitter by ..09 May 16, 2009

Twitter 

Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.

I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!

Twitter by Ladanea March 18, 2008

Twitter 

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt

Twitter by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

twitter 

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it

twitter is used by the prez

twitter by Broben5 January 1, 2018