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Sandinga 

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.
I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.
Sandinga by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Scandinavian Touch 

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.

Scandinavian Turtle Neck 

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”

Sandinista 

A member of a revolutionary group in Niceragua during the mid-70's. The group succeeded in overthrowing the government in that time, but they are facing large opposition in the present. Their current party name is FSLN, Frente Sandinista de la Liberacion de Niceragua.
Sandinista is a cool liberation front. I shall name my CS name that, and hence be a member of a cool liberation front.
Sandinista by Walker October 1, 2003

Sandickle 

Two people working as a team and everyone else thinks they are one person.
"Hey Can you ask Sandickle to send us that proposal again?"
Sandickle by Fryguy December 1, 2006
To become immediately infatuated with a member of the opposite sex.
Brian: Is Kevin coming out tonight?
Pat: No, he got sandied by that girl he met at the club last week.
Sandied by Batman65 October 3, 2008

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.
Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.
Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011