Saltine 

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

Saltine by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

Saltine Fever 

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

Saltine Fever by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Saltine 

A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.

"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."

Saltine by Skipdallas April 23, 2022

Saltine Dust 

uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2

So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.

Saltine Dust by madinah :) May 4, 2022

Saltine Cracker 

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!

As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"

Saltine Cracker by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

Soggy Saltine 

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

Soggy Saltine by JDOWE October 25, 2017

unsalted saltine crackers 

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

unsalted saltine crackers by xruser May 19, 2022