Poutine Pooter 

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

Poutine Pooter by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

Putined 

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

Putined by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.

I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.

Poutine by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024

poutine pizza 

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis

I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza

poutine pizza by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025

poutine pizza 

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly

let’s get some poutine pizza

poutine pizza by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Poutine

"You get a gangbang together and you get like six or seven guys to cum in a girl and then she creams pies over the fries"

Someone: "They did a Poutine"

Poutine by NulllWeirdum September 27, 2025

Poutinecident

When you spill Poutine (Canadian national dish) on yourself, on furniture, or on the floor. A disappointment on multiple levels - due to wasted fries/gravy/cheese curds or stained items.

I had a poutinecident on my new shirt.

Poutinecident by Auntie Sasa May 9, 2026