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domenic pinecone

is a big boy and has the biggest brain. Hangs out with all the eshays . he cares about everyone except the nerds

Super pinecone 

A super pinecone is a person who posts a screenshot of a conversation on 'idiots of facebook' that gets posted on the page every single day.
Look at this super pinecone! I'm posting this on 'idiots of idiots of facebook'
Super pinecone by Gservn January 14, 2021

French Pinecone 

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."

lit as a pinecone 

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick
Tina was as lit as a pinecone
lit as a pinecone by REB VoDkA January 24, 2018
v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.

v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
Guy 1: OMGUGOTPINECONED!
Guy 2: Goddamn it! I hate it when I get pineconed!
pineconed by Nanami May 22, 2008

go sit on a pine cone 

Telling someone to fuck themeselves by putting a stick up their ass
Fuck you, go sit on a pine cone