Meat Oaf

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.

Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!

Meat Oaf by Alanis October 2, 2007

Fat Oaf

1. A particular individual who sits around all day gaining weight, and who is moronic. From the latin root, fattius oafius.

2. President Taft.

You: Yo, Joe, did you see Jerry at McDonalds the other day? That fatty had to use his inhaler after every bite.

Joe: Yeah, what a fat oaf.

Or

You: Oh my God, that is one ugly walrus in that picture.

Other guy: That's not a walrus, it's just President Taft's baby picture.

Fat Oaf by khaan111 April 8, 2009

The Orange Oaf 

1. The xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, racist 45th President of the United States of America. He is known for being a fraud, breaking deals and commitments, dodging the draft, not paying taxes, tearing apart families, poor grammar, blathering hyperbole, lying to the public, having no clue as to how foreign relations are built - let alone - maintained, and making the United States a laughing stock amongst the international community. Also known for his outrageous orange hair, orange skin tone (after receiving one of his patented fake tans) and horrendous comb-forward hairstyle.

2. A grown man who at his very best has the intellectual capacity and vocabulary of a third-grader.

3. An overall clueless and not very smart person.

4. An incredibly stupid and extremely insecure person.

The Orange Oaf is a bigoted cheesepuff with a dead hamster as a wig.

The Orange Oaf by streetlightserenader July 10, 2018

take oaf 

instead of swearin on ya life u swear on da bible

chris: Dats da girl i was wid last nite
Matt: oi bruv take oaf

take oaf by jimbou September 24, 2005

foke oaf 

Accented version of "fuck off", intended to be slightly obscured and containing a hint of sophistication.

"Ah well, it's 5 o'clock: time to foke oaf"

foke oaf by B J October 1, 2005

Fat oaf

A person who is over weight, very stupid and tends to have a big nose. A common fat oaf is Brio Kirk. A fat oaf is commonly known in Latin as a fattius oafius

Hey Brio Kirk you fat oaf

Look at Brio, what a fat oaf

Fat oaf by DonnaKirk February 10, 2020

The oaf 

A more pleasant word to replace vulgar words such as the hell, the heck, the f*** etc.

What the oaf is that nigga wearing?
WHERE THE OAF IS MY CHEESE?

The oaf by youngboshe September 20, 2015