CD Mode

Noun.

Short for Creeping Death Mode. The most vulgar of vulgar uses of the spoken language. The easiest definition is the dialog of the movie “Clerks”, but that is still G-Rated in comparison to full blown CD mode.

After talking to LastWhiteHope on the phone, I’m stuck in CD Mode for hours!

CD Mode by [CD] RULES ALL! August 11, 2022

Charles Mode 

The act of being intoxicated by any mind or body altering substance: alcohol, marijuana, cocaine; and still being able to maintain your cool, as well as the ability to act and speak professional as if you were never intoxicated in the first place.

College RA: "Hey how's it going Michael?"

Michael: "Oh hey, it's going splendid man. I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go and study for my Calc final tomorrow. I bid you good day."

College RA: "Alright bye Michael"

Gustavo: "Woah man, how'd you do that Michael? You had like 5 shots in under two minutes, followed by 10 hits from the bong."

Michael: "Haha, I was in Charles Mode."

Charles Mode by Wes Khalifa December 4, 2010

Otter Mode

The opposite of Bear Mode. Peak physical condition for someone who wishes to remain skinny yet tone.

Otter Mode: Michael Phelps.

Otter Mode by Rattasauce May 22, 2011

Rose mode

The lowest possible working gear. To operate in Rose mode is to carry out one's duties at a rate which results in a practically inappreciable output.

Newton: Felders has done hardly any work this week.

Hovis: I know. Apart from the window-opening he's been in Rose mode since last Tuesday.

Newton: God, I hate that yellow-haired twat.

Rose mode by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

incognito mode by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016

art modell 

Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.

Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.

Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.

Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.

art modell by Anthony Bands December 10, 2013

pope mode 

To hide any object, or drop from conversation, anything that the Pope might find offensive if he hypothetically was to come over for dinner. Often invoked for visits from parents, co-workers, parent evaluators, or anyone else, where significant ramifications could occur from your friends outing your drug, sex, and alcohol lifestyle.

My parents are arriving in town tomorrow and want to see our place. Hide the bong, we need to switch to pope mode!

pope mode by Gunter Del March 29, 2015