under the clock 

Spending time in the Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis, MN. So named for the fact that the jail is located underneath the courthouse building which features a clock tower. The clock tower is also a well known Minneapolis landmark.

How much time did you spend under the clock?

under the clock by revrock May 31, 2011

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

loona o' clock 

the phenomenon where orbits, loona stans, will flock to loona's official social media pages at 12am kst in hopes of new content but being disappointed when nothing is posted

orbit #1: i bet we're getting new content at loona o' clock

orbit #2: ur a clown for thinking so

loona o' clock by bruhorbit August 4, 2019

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

Clockwork Ninja 

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.

Clockwork Ninja by Attitewd September 7, 2007

clockboi 

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

clockboi by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016