soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

soomer by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

Soomer by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

Soomer

moran who is in love with shainul and is obsessed with pooti

pooti

Soomer by Soomer June 17, 2003

Soomer

A simp and a coomer

Bruh my friend Jason is such a Soomer

Soomer by leafythekid444 April 15, 2020

Soomer

The Soomer is a special kind of individual, They are 6,500 years old and speak only ancient Sumerian or Akkadian, They tend to rant about the epic of Gilgamesh or wanting to build a Ziggurat.

I love when that soomer said "𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌" very relatable

Soomer by Appshab September 1, 2023

soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

soomer by #1soomer November 16, 2025

Soomer

Dude who acts so notch he’s just annoying to be around.

Ed walks up to Bob and tries to start a conversation. Because Bob is such a soomer, he doesn’t say anything to Ed.

Soomer by YourMamaBear2001 April 5, 2026