Looched 

1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

Looched by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

looched 

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

looched by Jake January 7, 2005

Lonched 

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020

getting loached 

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

getting loached by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

Loched 

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

Loched by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016

Loocher

Noun. Anything that makes the sound of shit hitting water, the looch sound. Essentially calling someone a loocher is calling then shit.

To enrage the bullies he stuck his butt at them and called out, "Loocher, loocher, loocher!"

Loocher by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Loched 

hella stoned

amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

d^.^b

im all loched

Loched by farmer808 August 6, 2010