Looched

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1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

Looched by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

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looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

looched by Jake January 7, 2005

Related Words

looched • Loched • Lonched • looche • loocheeah • Loocher • LouchedLiver • getting loached

Lonched

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020

getting loached

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

getting loached by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

Loched

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

Loched by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016

Loocher

Noun. Anything that makes the sound of shit hitting water, the looch sound. Essentially calling someone a loocher is calling then shit.

To enrage the bullies he stuck his butt at them and called out, "Loocher, loocher, loocher!"

Loocher by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Loched

hella stoned

amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

d^.^b

im all loched

Loched by farmer808 August 6, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026