Wixed 

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. it s an alternative of fucked up.

1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just wixed up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"

2. (morally/ asthetically): "when i saw my ex i conclude that my day is wixed

Wixed by afifov January 9, 2019

mords wixed 

when you've had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement

Girl: I so just downloaded the 4th Weason of Seeds!

Boy: Babe you got your mords wixed! don't you mean the 4th Season of Weeds?

mords wixed by zanussik May 1, 2009

wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012

auf wiedersehen 

A German phrase meaning until we meet again or till I see you again, used as a farewell.

This is the formal and polite way to say the goodbye.

Dr. King Schultz: Normally Monsieur Candie, I would say, auf wiedersehen. But since what auf wiedersehen actually means is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, Goodbye!!

auf wiedersehen by dhanush33352 May 3, 2020

wired in 

In the moment whilst programming. When you are in full swing and a distraction would be a really bad thing to happen.

John: Steve, ask Luke if he wants to come to the pub.
Steve: I wouldn't, he's wired in atm!

wired in by shukii October 22, 2010

Wired to the T 

1.Going all out and having a good time.
2.Being completely gone mainly off alcohol

wired to the t, i got the whole club, wired to the t, man hold up, wired to the t, if i like it I'm gonna throw dubs

Wired to the T by TILAAATEQUILAAA February 13, 2010

Shit Wired Tight 

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

Shit Wired Tight by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012