Skip to main content

rectumectomy 

rectum removal either by actual surgery or in a comical sense - by removing an "asshole" from a room, group or other situation.
When Kenny kept making off-color comments and acting the part of a complete asshole, Jimmy Ray decided to remove him from the room and performed a rectumectomy for the good of the group.
rectumectomy by jim christ December 31, 2007

rectalectemy 

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.
Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.
rectalectemy by v-mig January 22, 2008

Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.
She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..
Naso-rectal-ectomy by Just Right September 26, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026