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Jagermeister 

You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.
Jagermeister by Master Hunter January 27, 2013
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Jagermeister 

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.
Jagermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004

jagermeister 

a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.
its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.
jagermeister by Rexall October 12, 2004

jagermeister 

1. Truth serum.
2. Snitch revealer.
3. Emotion releaser.
Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.
jagermeister by Dahn April 14, 2008

jagermeister 

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
jagermeister by bubba May 5, 2004

Jagermeister 

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.
Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.
Jagermeister by ben October 6, 2003

jagermeister 

an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk
I was hammered off that jagermeister
jagermeister by Thats right May 26, 2003