pertaining
pertaining by Mr Hamed November 11, 2004
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Partaining
The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.
"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2
Partaining by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014
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Pertainage
When one would like to appear intelligent and decides to create a word. Often uses words like 'Bro' and holds company BBQ's.
Sir Lambshanks declared on the 12th of July this here 2010, that the footnotes had no pertainage to the spreads.
Pertainage by DouchePolice July 12, 2010
Pertising
To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax
Pertising by The train fingerer July 8, 2022
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)