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sexcretary 

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.
Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.
sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004

sexcetera 

when you are talking to your friends about the night you had with your girlfriend before finishing with a sexetera meaning you did more sexual things with her
JOHN- hey jake tell us what you and your girlfriend did last night

jake- well i licked her tits she sucked my dick i ate her tight pussy (SEXCETERA)
sexcetera by big Chad February 10, 2008

sexceteria

A place to go for lots of sex, or lots of different sexual acts.
Laney and I were in the sexceteria all night long.
sexceteria by tomstrange April 18, 2010

sexcrement 

Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.
Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.
sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011
secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.
John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."
Sexcret by bonaire December 20, 2008

sexcretion  

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.
So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.
sexcretion by Vegawrap January 25, 2009