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INSTABLOCK

a person in roblox bloxburg that will instantly block you for being on their property
the idiot INSTABLOCK ed the person for being on their property
INSTABLOCK by Spyder_real August 9, 2020

instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..
instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

instalock 

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates
I always instalock
instalock by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you
Instalock by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

Instablacked 

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.
Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.
When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.
Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."
Instacock by plowmaster October 7, 2016