pissed 

British - drunk
American - really mad

"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

pissed by Tommy F. September 24, 2005

pissed 

1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

pissed by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

pissed 

Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

pissed by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Pissed 

(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

Pissed by vegemite sanga February 7, 2010

pissed 

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

pissed by Andrew April 30, 2005

pissed 

I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.

"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"

pissed by Mr. X December 5, 2004

pissed 

really really really drunk.

it seems my friends are always pissed.

pissed by malora June 29, 2003